The computer swallowed grandma
Yes, Honestly its true!
She pressed ‘ctrl’ and ‘enter’
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just made me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I’ve searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I’ve even used the internet
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Google
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found ‘online’.
So, if inside your ‘Inbox’,
My Grandma you should see,
Please ‘Copy’,'Scan’ and ‘Paste’ her
And send her back to me.
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Taken from the Highcliffe Community Centre Newsletter
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